Lady Lexis, here. I post tons of stuff so have fun :)
SLYTHERIN
{ wear }
AVATAR
{ FIREBENDER }
HERO OF LIGHT
PROSPIT DREAMER
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danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

i smirk a lot. it’s kind of funny actually. i also chuckle a lot. i hope people realize that a chuckle is just a short laugh that comes from the back of your throat and a lot of people laugh like that. i ALSO laugh like a seal and a hyena. so… yeah. lots of different laughs.

what else have i actually done on this list.

i stutter when i’m around people i’m attracted to i stutter when i’m trying to get my words out too. I will NEVER call someone daddy tho. never gulped fo’ real. but yeah i’ve done everything else on this list.

TL;DR Conclusion:

I am a fanfiction character who switches between pitching and catching. Obviously the only explanation.

(Source: osrick)

fanfiction x hah 
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tooquirkytolose:

~And they lived happily ever after~

This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D

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samswritingtips:

Redone because I don’t know how Tumblr is formatted.

I really liked this post, so I wanted to do one of my own.  All of the following links are to YouTube

Sad Songs Because George R.R. Martin Isn’t The Only Author Allowed To Make You Cry:

Trading Yesterday - Shattered

Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac

Signs of Life - Lifehouse

Somewhere Only we Know – Keane

No Surprises - Radiohead

Mad World - Gary Jules

El Mañana - The Gorillaz (lyrics here, because it’s a bit hard to understand)

21 Guns – Green Day

Iris – Goo Goo Dolls

Behind Blue Eyes – The Who

Pieces – Sum 41

Kickass Songs To Punch Somebody In The Face (Or Start a Revolution) To:

The Phoenix - Fallout Boy

Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes

Savior - Rise Against

From Heads Unworthy – Rise Against

Sail – AWOLNATION

Sound of Winter – Bush

Cities in Dust – Everlove

Be Yourself – Audioslave

Paralyzer – Finger Eleven

Time to Say Goodbye (feat. Casey Williams) – Jeff Williams

Top of the World - All American Rejects

Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana

In Bloom – Nirvana

That Angst-y Romance Tumblr Seems To Like (And Normal Romance, If Any Of You Like That)

Fix You – Coldplay

Chasing Cars – Snow Patrol

Open Your Eyes – Snow Patrol

Like The Angel – Rise Against

I’m Burning For You – Blue Oyster Cult

So Far Away – Avenged Sevenfold

Over My Head – The Fray

Whatsername – Green Day

Oh Love – Green Day

Better Than Me – Hinder

Maps – Maroon 5

She’s So Mean – Matchbox 20

Careless Whisper (aka ‘the sexy saxophone song’) – Seether (there are a lot of versions, but I picked this one)

Happy Music (Because Not Every Story Is Attack On Titan)

It’s Time – Imagine Dragons

On Top of the World – Imagine Dragons

Hungry Like the Wolf – Duran Duran

Don’t Stop Believing – Journey

Counting Stars – One Republic

I don’t even know the title of this song but

All Star – Smash Mouth

Safe and Sound - Capitol Cities

Classical Music so Lyrics Can’t Get In the Way Of Your Masterpiece (I prefer pieces in minor keys, preferably D minor)

Cello Suite No. 2 in D Minor – Bach

Overture

Goldberg Variations For Keyboard – Glenn Gould

Badass Lyric-less Music Sub-Category:

Moonlight and Madness – Trans-Siberian Orchestra

This Electric Cover of SnK’s opening

2 Steps From Hell

Fandoms (because let’s be real.  Most of the writing Tumblr does ain’t ‘original content’)

Supernatural:

Home – Phillip Phillips

Heaven Knows – The Pretty Reckless

If I Can Be Like That – 3 Doors Down

Bad Company – Five Finger Death Punch

Thanks For the Memories – Fallout Boy

Happiness – Three Days Grace

Dead Or Alive – Bon Jovi

CARRY ON MY WAYWORD SON – KANSAS

Dancing In The Dark – Bruce Springsteen

Ur So Gay – Katy Perry

Don’t Fear the Reaper – Blue Oyster Cult

Sherlock:

Kryptonite – 3 Doors Down

The Swing – Everclear

Ghosts That We Knew – Mumford and Sons

Time is Running Out – Muse

Diary of Jane – Breaking Benjamin

The Scientist – Coldplay

Blind – Lifehouse

The End – Pearl Jam

Set Fire To the Rain – Adele

Whispers in The Dark – Skillet

Attack on Titan:

Imagine – The Beatles

Pompeii – Bastille (because of this post)

Until the End – Breaking Benjamin

None But the Brave – Bruce Springsteen

My Dream - D.H.T

Wake me Up When September Ends – Green Day

No Surprise – Daughtry

Fullmetal Alchemist

I Will Follow You Into the Dark - Deathcab for Cutie

Time of Your Life - Green Day

Separate Ways - Journey

Turn the Page - Bob Seger

Secrets - One Republic 

Knights of Cydonia - Muse

If there are any fandoms you want me to add, or any songs you want me to add, shoot me a message, and I’ll see what I can do. There are a lot of plane flights in my future this summer, so hell - if you want me to do an entire post on a fandom, assorted by character, I’ll probably find the time.

Thanks to: [x], [x

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The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

(Source: theamericankid)

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cosplayeverywhere:

Princess Jellyfish (海月姫) ~ Kuranosuke Koibuchi (鯉淵蔵之介)

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shubbabang:

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this was a lot funnier at 3 am

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captainhocuspocus:

Dannnnnnnnnnny precious babe <3 sorry this is terrible, I haven’t pixeled in a long time

a little back-story on why he has no eyes; I showed my dad GameGrumps and he just repeatedly called Dan a living hairball and kept picking at him saying that he didn’t have anything past the hair, blah-blah so according to my dad Dan doesn’t have eyes… yeah :T

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sugar-soul:

*gasp* Friend is lonely?

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on my way friend… woah wait…yes

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I dance to maek you happy

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did friend like dance?

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I shall battle the sadness!

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friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely

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lots of people love friend!  shes funny

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I give huggles to friend

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when friend is happy, we are happy

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remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!

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you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.

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SHIBE OUT!

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Anonymous asked:
whats homestuck wedding?

sorry anon, i’m not sure what you mean by that :/

can you clarify?

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catastrophic-success:

mileaux:

rojoninja:

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

yeah but

ROJO WHAT THE SHIT

now my question is which one is the original

UPDATE:

here is the original. the Santa one is the original.

photoshop 
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real-life-gbf:

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

This is my new favorite post

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hurraaid:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Scotland (22 Pics)

SPEAKING OF WHICH

WE WERE ON THE WAY TO MY GRANNY’S TODAY AND WE SAW A MILK VAN AND JUST

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SCOTLAND

this is relevant to my current interests

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headbangingmidget:

actual Japanese people: It’s OK to speak Japanese! It’s OK to wear kimono! You can do that if you’re not Japanese! That makes me proud as a Japanese person!

white people: NO YOU CAN’T WEAR KIMONO IF YOU’RE NOT JAPANESE AND YOU CAN’T SPEAK JAPANESE IF YOU’RE NOT JAPANESE

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マミさんでチェ

(Source: saikorashii)

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tyrianlugia:

tofutits:

windandsalt:

friarpark

#this is not an exaggeration okay #children do say this #children do wonder why they can’t find themselves in the media #don’t fucking tell me it doesn’t matter #it matters so much #children NEED to see themselves represented #or else they grow up feeling inferior and not worthy

No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face

Um…THAT’S NOT WHAT THE KID SAID?!

This is from the first episode of Agents of SHIELD, and the kid wants a toy but they don’t have any money. Also, read the kid’s lips. He says, “I’m okay.”

STOP PUTTING WORDS INTO OTHER PEOPLE’S MOUTHS THAT THEY DIDN’T SAY TO MAKE A POINT. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT RACE. STOP IT.

(Source: rimtiggins)

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