things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this
i smirk a lot. it’s kind of funny actually. i also chuckle a lot. i hope people realize that a chuckle is just a short laugh that comes from the back of your throat and a lot of people laugh like that. i ALSO laugh like a seal and a hyena. so… yeah. lots of different laughs.
what else have i actually done on this list.
i stutter when i’m around people i’m attracted to i stutter when i’m trying to get my words out too. I will NEVER call someone daddy tho. never gulped fo’ real. but yeah i’ve done everything else on this list.
I am a fanfiction character who switches between pitching and catching. Obviously the only explanation.
~And they lived happily ever after~
This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D
Redone because I don’t know how Tumblr is formatted.
I really liked this post, so I wanted to do one of my own. All of the following links are to YouTube
Sad Songs Because George R.R. Martin Isn’t The Only Author Allowed To Make You Cry:
Kickass Songs To Punch Somebody In The Face (Or Start a Revolution) To:
That Angst-y Romance Tumblr Seems To Like (And Normal Romance, If Any Of You Like That)
Careless Whisper (aka ‘the sexy saxophone song’) – Seether (there are a lot of versions, but I picked this one)
Happy Music (Because Not Every Story Is Attack On Titan)
Classical Music so Lyrics Can’t Get In the Way Of Your Masterpiece (I prefer pieces in minor keys, preferably D minor)
Badass Lyric-less Music Sub-Category:
Fandoms (because let’s be real. Most of the writing Tumblr does ain’t ‘original content’)
Attack on Titan:
If there are any fandoms you want me to add, or any songs you want me to add, shoot me a message, and I’ll see what I can do. There are a lot of plane flights in my future this summer, so hell - if you want me to do an entire post on a fandom, assorted by character, I’ll probably find the time.
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
Dannnnnnnnnnny precious babe <3 sorry this is terrible, I haven’t pixeled in a long time
a little back-story on why he has no eyes; I showed my dad GameGrumps and he just repeatedly called Dan a living hairball and kept picking at him saying that he didn’t have anything past the hair, blah-blah so according to my dad Dan doesn’t have eyes… yeah :T
*gasp* Friend is lonely?
on my way friend… woah wait…yes
I dance to maek you happy
did friend like dance?
I shall battle the sadness!
friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely
lots of people love friend! shes funny
I give huggles to friend
when friend is happy, we are happy
remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!
you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.
whats homestuck wedding?
sorry anon, i’m not sure what you mean by that :/
can you clarify?
Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real.
Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.
Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?
so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.
ROJO WHAT THE SHIT
now my question is which one is the original
here is the original. the Santa one is the original.
SPEAKING OF WHICH
WE WERE ON THE WAY TO MY GRANNY’S TODAY AND WE SAW A MILK VAN AND JUST
this is relevant to my current interests
actual Japanese people: It’s OK to speak Japanese! It’s OK to wear kimono! You can do that if you’re not Japanese! That makes me proud as a Japanese person!
white people: NO YOU CAN’T WEAR KIMONO IF YOU’RE NOT JAPANESE AND YOU CAN’T SPEAK JAPANESE IF YOU’RE NOT JAPANESE
No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face
Um…THAT’S NOT WHAT THE KID SAID?!
This is from the first episode of Agents of SHIELD, and the kid wants a toy but they don’t have any money. Also, read the kid’s lips. He says, “I’m okay.”
STOP PUTTING WORDS INTO OTHER PEOPLE’S MOUTHS THAT THEY DIDN’T SAY TO MAKE A POINT. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT RACE. STOP IT.